Mr. Vice President,
Mr. Speaker,
Members of the Senate,
and of the House of Representatives:

Every day, customs and border patrol agents
encounter thousands of illegal immigrants trying to enter our country.
We are out of space to hold them,
and we have no way to promptly return them back home to their country.
America proudly welcomes millions of lawful immigrants
who enrich our society and contribute to our nation.
But all Americans are hurt by uncontrolled, illegal migration.
It strains public resources and drives down jobs and wages. [...]

Well, today, we’re introducing three revolutionary products of this class.
The first one: is a widescreen iPod with touch controls.
The second: is a revolutionary mobile phone.
And the third is a breakthrough Internet communications device.
So, three things: a widescreen iPod with touch controls;
a revolutionary mobile phone; and a breakthrough Internet communications device.[…]
So, so we have been very lucky to have brought a few revolutionary user interfaces to the market in our time.
First was the mouse. The second was the click wheel.
And now, we’re going to bring multi-touch to the market.
And each of these revolutionary user interfaces has made possible
a revolutionary product – the Mac, the iPod and now the iPhone.
So, a revolutionary user interface.
We’re going to build on top of that with software.
Now, software on mobile phones is like is like baby software.
It’s not so powerful, and today we are going to show you a software breakthrough. Software that’s at least five years ahead of what’s on any other phone.
Now how do we do this? Well, we start with a strong foundation[…]

We are the ones making a difference,
we, the people of the Rebellion,
and the schools striking for the climate,
are the ones making a difference.
It shouldn’t be like that, but since no one else is doing anything,
we will have to do so.

I ask that the Congress declare that
since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan
on Sunday, December 7th, 1941,
a state of war has existed
between the United States and the Japanese empire.